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They decided that five years would be sufficient time in which to breed the perfect dog, after which the dog fight would ensue.

He slashed the air, but the fruit fly continued to fly.

The Emperor, disappointed, asked why the fruit fly was not dead.

He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time.

The day of the summoning arrives, and only three warriors present themselves. He opened a matchbox to release a fly into the air.

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